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Some cool SMS
Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls. Reverse the letters GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again ******* A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed ! ******* An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. ******* Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich. ******* A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady? Push......Paa. ******* Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga ******* Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun?? ******* In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit? - Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise ******* 1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey? 2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le! ******* Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge ******* |
