EK BAR SANTA GANGUBAI KE GHAR JATA HAI AUR DARWAJA KNOCK KARTA HAI.
GANGUBAI: -- KAUN??????
SANTA: -- MAIN.
GANGUBAI: -- MAIN KAUN?????
SANTA: -- TU GANGUBAI.
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MOBILE USERS KE LIYE NAYA OFFER: -- AB CALL RATE DIMAG KE HISAB SE HOGI .
JITNA CHOTA DIMAG UTNI KAM CALL RATE.
CONGRATULATIONS ALL OF YOU =====
AAPKE TO MAJE HI HO GAYE. TUM TO FREE ME CALL KAROGE.
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JIDGI ME KABHI TENSON MAT LENA ,
BINDAS HOKE I LOVE YOU KEHNA.
AGR ROSE K BADLE SANDLE MILE TO KEHNA,
O MERI PYARI BAHINA HAMESHA KHUSH REHNA.
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JAB APKA JANM HUAA,
BADL FATA ADBHUT ROSHNI HUII.
BHAGWAN SHYAM SABKE SAMNE PARKAT HUEE,
AUR PYAR SE BOLA: -----
“ SORRY  FOR  THE  MISTAKE !!!!!!!
KINDLY ADJUST  PLEASE.”
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TUM GALI KE KUTTE, GATR KE SUAR, MALERIA KE MACHCHHAR, COW KE GOBAR…….
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SE DUR RAHNA VARNA BIMAR HO JAOGE.
TAKE CARE ALL OF YOU
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IN ENGLISH “GOOD NIGHT”
IN HINDI “SUBH RATRI”
IN URDU “SABBA KHAIR”
IN KANNAD “YARA NADI”
IN TELGU “PANDANKO PO ”
BUT IAM IN RAJASTHAN SO
IN MARWADI “PAD JA GUDRA ME”
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COOL,
HANDSOME,
INTELIGENT,
MINDBLOWING,
POWERFUL,
AMAZING,
NICE,
ZEALOUS,
INTERESTING…..
To aap ho nahi lekin  aapke liye in sabka first letter hi kafi hai.
“CHIMPANGI”
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HASRAT HAI APKO SHIRF HASANE KI,
AUR KOI TAMNNA NAHI IS BEGANE KI.
SHIKWA HAME AAPSE NAHI KHUDA SE HAI,
KYA JARURAT THI AAPKO ITNA KHUBSURAT BANANE KI.
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VO LOVE-LOVE LIKHTI RAHI,
MAIN LIVE-LIVE PADTA RAHA.
VO KISS-KISS LIKHTI RAHI,
MAIN KASS-KASS PADTA RAHA.
VO SHADI KARKE CHALI GAYI,
AUR MAIN ENGLISH COURSE KARTA RAHA.
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NEPALI KO CHIRAG MILA. CHIRAG RAGDNE PAR JIN NE 3 WISH MANGNE KO KAHA.
NEPALI BOLA: -- “OH SAAB JI, EK BADA SA BANGLA, USME KHUB DOLATMAND LOG. MUJHE USME WATCHMAN LAGWADO”.
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